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Apr 14, 2014 / 298,264 notes

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”

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Mar 26, 2014 / 143,068 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

whenever i accidentally close a tab i was playing music out of i just kinda sit for a couple seconds and think about everything ive ever done wrong in my life

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Mar 26, 2014 / 204,165 notes
  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
Mar 22, 2014 / 408,743 notes

cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

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Mar 20, 2014 / 272,786 notes

d34thbeds:

Acoustic versions of songs were created to make people cry

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Mar 16, 2014 / 270,270 notes

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Mar 15, 2014 / 989,523 notes

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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Mar 11, 2014 / 450,759 notes

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

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Mar 11, 2014 / 653,663 notes

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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Mar 4, 2014 / 286,355 notes

pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

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Mar 2, 2014 / 33,843 notes
Feb 26, 2014 / 300,462 notes
  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
Feb 25, 2014 / 55,516 notes
Feb 24, 2014 / 3,897 notes

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Feb 7, 2014 / 53,349 notes

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