The Latest

Apr 14, 2014 / 209,473 notes

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”


(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Mar 26, 2014 / 127,115 notes


whenever i accidentally close a tab i was playing music out of i just kinda sit for a couple seconds and think about everything ive ever done wrong in my life

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Mar 26, 2014 / 189,684 notes
  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
Mar 22, 2014 / 313,933 notes


I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

(via brilliances)

Mar 20, 2014 / 223,137 notes


Acoustic versions of songs were created to make people cry

(via brilliances)

Mar 16, 2014 / 172,039 notes

(via departured)

Mar 15, 2014 / 584,528 notes


are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Mar 11, 2014 / 350,153 notes


my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Mar 11, 2014 / 524,882 notes


everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(via brilliances)

Mar 4, 2014 / 238,978 notes


GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

(via brilliances)

Mar 2, 2014 / 31,584 notes
Feb 26, 2014 / 177,836 notes
  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
Feb 25, 2014 / 54,121 notes
Feb 24, 2014 / 3,692 notes

(via gh0stkid)

Feb 7, 2014 / 49,575 notes

(via vuktheserb)