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Apr 14, 2014 / 302,836 notes

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”


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Mar 26, 2014 / 143,249 notes


whenever i accidentally close a tab i was playing music out of i just kinda sit for a couple seconds and think about everything ive ever done wrong in my life

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Mar 26, 2014 / 227,705 notes
  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
Mar 22, 2014 / 409,145 notes


I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

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Mar 20, 2014 / 273,383 notes


Acoustic versions of songs were created to make people cry

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Mar 16, 2014 / 279,502 notes

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Mar 15, 2014 / 1,071,769 notes


are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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Mar 11, 2014 / 457,018 notes


my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

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Mar 11, 2014 / 675,922 notes


everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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Mar 4, 2014 / 298,075 notes


GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

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Mar 2, 2014 / 33,859 notes
Feb 26, 2014 / 327,544 notes
  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
Feb 25, 2014 / 56,017 notes
Feb 24, 2014 / 3,913 notes

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Feb 7, 2014 / 53,514 notes

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