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Apr 14, 2014 / 311,775 notes

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”


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Mar 26, 2014 / 143,238 notes


whenever i accidentally close a tab i was playing music out of i just kinda sit for a couple seconds and think about everything ive ever done wrong in my life

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Mar 26, 2014 / 235,735 notes
  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
Mar 22, 2014 / 410,251 notes


I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

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Mar 20, 2014 / 273,545 notes


Acoustic versions of songs were created to make people cry

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Mar 16, 2014 / 280,072 notes

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Mar 15, 2014 / 1,105,293 notes


are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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Mar 11, 2014 / 457,362 notes


my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

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Mar 11, 2014 / 678,838 notes


everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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Mar 4, 2014 / 300,713 notes


GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

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Mar 2, 2014 / 33,903 notes
Feb 26, 2014 / 340,240 notes
  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
Feb 25, 2014 / 56,242 notes
Feb 24, 2014 / 3,916 notes

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Feb 7, 2014 / 53,531 notes

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