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Apr 14, 2014 / 291,925 notes

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”

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Mar 26, 2014 / 143,047 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

whenever i accidentally close a tab i was playing music out of i just kinda sit for a couple seconds and think about everything ive ever done wrong in my life

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Mar 26, 2014 / 203,624 notes
  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
Mar 22, 2014 / 408,605 notes

cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

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Mar 20, 2014 / 270,647 notes

d34thbeds:

Acoustic versions of songs were created to make people cry

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Mar 16, 2014 / 269,039 notes

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Mar 15, 2014 / 984,945 notes

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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Mar 11, 2014 / 447,012 notes

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

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Mar 11, 2014 / 645,728 notes

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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Mar 4, 2014 / 282,873 notes

pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

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Mar 2, 2014 / 33,806 notes
Feb 26, 2014 / 275,279 notes
  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
Feb 25, 2014 / 55,498 notes
Feb 24, 2014 / 3,897 notes

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Feb 7, 2014 / 53,347 notes

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