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i made this the other day
Sep 29, 2014 / 94,376 notes


i made this the other day

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Sep 29, 2014 / 2,111 notes

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Sep 20, 2014 / 232,702 notes

90% of horse movies

  • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  • girl: dad can I keep it
  • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  • *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  • dad: how dare u
  • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  • girl: *enters race*
  • girl: *wins*
  • dad: u make me so proud
  • horse: *whinnies*
Sep 20, 2014 / 328,233 notes


i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

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Apr 14, 2014 / 318,487 notes

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”


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Mar 26, 2014 / 143,226 notes


whenever i accidentally close a tab i was playing music out of i just kinda sit for a couple seconds and think about everything ive ever done wrong in my life

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Mar 26, 2014 / 244,653 notes
  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
Mar 22, 2014 / 410,949 notes


I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

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Mar 20, 2014 / 274,554 notes


Acoustic versions of songs were created to make people cry

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Mar 16, 2014 / 280,455 notes

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Mar 15, 2014 / 1,167,680 notes


are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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Mar 11, 2014 / 458,092 notes


my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

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Mar 11, 2014 / 681,327 notes


everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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Mar 4, 2014 / 303,097 notes


GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

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Mar 2, 2014 / 33,988 notes